"我的名字是 Arnie J Armbruster。我是在美國的美國的一名私人偵探。請不要殺死我！" was the translation given to head of the family. The message was all good until Arnie asked to not be killed. They tended to find that a little insulting. But, Arnie's comment was not unfounded. He was infront of a family that has killed before. He was bounded with rope. The walls of the Pagoda were lined with swords & other sharp things.
Arnie begins to regrets trying to order Sushi in Chinese.
"你，美國狗，透過安排到我的女兒與一個懦夫性交敢侮辱我家？" was the reply.
Arnie understanding very little Chinese thinks he hears something about doing it with a chicken.
"因為我們有你：你會到我的年輕的一個道歉然後面對鬼魂相當，相當死亡的小馬！"
Arnie was then poked with a sword towords a young woman. He bowed & she said something that sounded a little like "I like hotdog. I honor hose by give up tuna that look like jesus." but Arnie's translation may be a little off. He saw no Christlike Tuna. Arnie tries to tell the woman, in chinese, that he is very sorry & would like to leave. Once he had finished, he was then slapped.
Arnie starts to think it was a bad idea that Snookie sent him out to get Dinner. Just then, a jet black horse was brought in.
"你！Armbruster，不可以與我的馬作戰！" said the head of the family. Arnie thinks that he is to fight the horse. A bell is rung & the horse starts charging at him.
Arnie starts to paniac & then screams "我是抱歉的！" which he sure hopes means I'm Sorry.
They stop the horse & untie Arnie. The family all bow, Arnie bows. Soon after that, he is pushed out of the Pagoda & back on to The City's streets. He then goes & gets Tacos. He doesn't need to speak a foreign language to get those.
THE END!
NOTE: This has nothing to do with the Bang. Bang. Your Dead! Series, except it stars our man: Arnie. This is just something I decided to write after finding a website that translates English into Chinese. I'm not sure if my tranlation is correct, the site doesn't translate Chinese into English.
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